With a Spoon!
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I hate the dating game; I really, really hate it. I just spend several hours with someone who I thought was interesting but after we got past the very superficial conversation stage.... there was nothing for us to talk about. I don’t require very much to go on to carry a conversation but an opinion on something would be nice! Is that too much to ask?

Top it off with the fact that less than five minutes after coming home my upstairs neighbor surprised someone trying to break into my car by asking what he was doing through his window (which is right beside my car), and then ran downstairs to let me know – so I trundled outside with my (sheathed) longsword in hand and scared the living hell out of the locals hanging out by the back door.

Anyways back to the dating rant. AAAARGH!
… I feel better now.