“Ow!”
So… I am in pain. I have been in pain all weekend.
- Did I go to see the doctor? No.
- Why? Pride.
- So what’s wrong? I think I’ve broken or cracked something in my foot?
- What? I think it’s either 4th Metatarsal or 4th Proximal Phalange in my right foot?
- How? I have no idea.
- Are you going to the doctor soon? Yes… this morning.
- What going to happen? Not much… they can’t cast it, and they likely just give me anti-inflammatories, and tell me to stay of my feet, alternate hot and cold compresses, elevate, etc… so I get to look forward to about six months of walking funny.
- Walking funny… is that any different from normal? Shut up!