Life Is Not Purgatory

Bomb Iraq – Unknown
(Tune:If you are happy and you know it.)
If we cannot find Osama – bomb Iraq
And we need a little drama – bomb Iraq
If the corporate scandal’s growing,
And the ties to them are showing,
Never mind, we’ll soon be glowing – bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies – bomb Iraq
From the sand dunes to the valleys – bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections,
We have our own projections,
Close your eyes and take directions – bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming – bomb Iraq
The clouds of war are storming – bomb Iraq
The ozone hole is growing,
Our ignorance is showing,
But some things are not worth knowing – bomb Iraq.

So here’s one for dear old daddy – bomb Iraq
From his favorite little laddie – bomb Iraq
Saying no would look like treason,
This is ideal hunting season,
Even though we have no reason – bomb Iraq.